Oh my
this morning I sleepily went to my coffee maker and put a scoop of coffee into the part where the water goes, only to realize half a second later 
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I forgot to put the filter in once.
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Waiter in upscale Mexican restaurant a generation ago... we had industrial-sized "saran wrap" in a box (prolly cover a football field) and it slid off counter as I was wrapping some guac or ceviche... Like a dumbass, I tried to catch and nearly tore my hand in 2 on serrated blade
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The first lesson I got as a short order cook was when you drop a knife back off.
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Knives are the one thing I get the HELL away from when they fall. Just about everything else I'll try to slow down. FYI, if a steak knife falls wrong, it can cleave in two:pic.twitter.com/VW8pcIWba4
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