“Oh wow, I love your place.” Thanks. We just spent three hours cleaning it because a huge part of being an adult seems to be lying to other adults.
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Replying to @generativist
s/lying/repping/ This is true for adults of most great ape species. Just because you've got opposable thumbs and 4G LTE, you think you can opt out of your primate social brainstem? Here's a banana and an upvote. Tweet on, monkey man
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Replying to @pwang
If only we had throw switches. (Although, things would lose meaning very fast.)
2:45 PM - 1 Jun 2019
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