Fiancée: “Feeling better?” Me: “I’m currently watching Space Chimps because that’s the channel the TV was on and the remote control seems dauntingly far away.”
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Replying to @generativist
You're ill too? I've turned into a weak, grumpy, miserable, sneezy, headachey sofa troll. I went out in public ONCE for drinks with friends. Now pregnant other half has to listen to me shuffling about under a cloud of existential dread.
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Replying to @JaiStanley
Yea. With extra weight on grumpy because I was supposed to see my nephews tonight. Le sigh.
5:20 PM - 16 May 2019
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