"In my defense, I was high," is not a strong defense.
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(This is a preemptive reminder for myself since I plan to partake in a celebratory edible later today.)
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"Did you...microwave the cast iron?" Yes. Yes I did. I couldn't find a clean bowl. "Well, the microwave door is melted now." In my defense, I was high.
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"Why are the sheets and comforter on the floor?" I made a reading fort. "A what?" A place to read in the floor covered on all 6 sides. "Why?" I was high. (Side note: This is actually what innovation looks like.)
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