Oh! The last part may be a good hack for me... ...except, for some reason, I read it as "eat in the shower," and now a significant chunk of my background brainpower is dedicated to making that opportunity a reality. Shower beer? Nay. Shower burrito!https://twitter.com/Stacey_AnHo/status/1126955948180852736 …
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We don't rise to the level of our dreams; we fall to the level of our shitposting.

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Shower pad thai
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My brain has been turned to mush by running, so these tweets are nice. I say keep going!
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Just have to smash the button hard enough to cut off your water supply. Eating slowly in the shower wastes energy.
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this content generator is good, johnny
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in Asian restaurants, but they also help save the planet from disposable plasticware AND train me to eat slower 
