[Sincerely] Yes, and I think as someone who works from home, it would probably be healthy for me!
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[Less Sincerely: Scenes from the Future] Me: A WSJ technologist I respect said we should get a dog. Fiancée: Um. What? Me: I'll find the nearest shelter. Fiancée: Wait. Me: Don't you mean stay? Fiancée:

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This is also my current existence
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It's. no. fun.
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There are sometimes places you can foster pets over the weekend or for a few days per month.
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We fostered a service dog in training.
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The modus operandi of a single cat is “If it moves, kill it.” This is further emphasized by the evolution of the four
#MurderMittens.pic.twitter.com/XrA2ncF00M
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ive anticipated this. <the clink and clank of digging around the Fanny Pack of Infinite Volume
:: takes out Squad: Media Guidance, a legendary packet>
describe yourself as a harvard grade mis/disinfo researcher w a graduate degree not one half of the Meat and Cheese Bois
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definitely mention the goat gram that really sells it
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