*pets Bonsai tree* "Hrm. I think it's broken. I don't feel overwhelming love and affection."
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Can I buy it without the tree? I'm not going to bond with a full-grown bonsai. Thinking I could cultivate a poison oak in the pot tho. That could be good fun at the office.
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Thats real innovation.
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