Shopper’s Log, Day 4. It has been three long days since I have seen my partner, or sunshine. I have sustained myself on SunChips and Nespresso samples. Tomorrow I will hike to Menswear to find appropriate attire for the long season ahead.
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Oh wow I forgot about sunchips!
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Ah, the exploration vs. exploitation problem in a Target landscape...
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Its just daunting.
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Let her go. It's over. Target has that effect on some of us.
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does the target have a starbucks in the front? if so, go and buy you both drinks. That way you will be near the checkout and if she feels frazzled when you see her you can provide the beverage.
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this sounds like the beginning of a creepy pasta
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Olive Garden
, but for creepy pasta
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