Oh you absolute asshole! (That asshole is almost certainly me on a lost account.)pic.twitter.com/LclG13LQpT
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Oh you absolute asshole! (That asshole is almost certainly me on a lost account.)pic.twitter.com/LclG13LQpT
Endless sigh.pic.twitter.com/gxj1thC7la
Seriously, @awscloud — wtf am I supposed to do here. It's like the docs / KB was designed to be useless.pic.twitter.com/C3iNolDGvL
Me: "Okay, maybe the @awscloud forums will help!"
Me: *clicks three thread tabs*
AWS: "Stop it. Just pay $29.99 a month for support."pic.twitter.com/6cW0qpKlj2
Me: *issues tighter google queries*
Google: "What about this page?"
Me: "That's great! Looks like it should be mine since the domain is in my account! How can I issue a trouble ticket?"
*ten seconds later*
Me: Oh nm, that's @googlecloud. @awscloud is still unresolved shit.pic.twitter.com/4xcFbcn5KM
The adventure continues.pic.twitter.com/3s7CHUC8Iz
This whole experience has been a stark reminder: Social / institutional procedures are huge components in even the most automated of machines. I'll do a write up latter, but basically — my problem didn't have an integration test somewhere.pic.twitter.com/XdrOe6aFut
OH GOD DAMNIT @awscloud!
I delete them from my old, newly recreated account, and now on my new one:pic.twitter.com/eoIx9jbr1X
This is the 2nd big mistake you can do on AWS . The biggest is creating a reserved instance and not knowing you can’t terminate it like every other instance .
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