Oh you absolute asshole! (That asshole is almost certainly me on a lost account.)pic.twitter.com/LclG13LQpT
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Seriously, @awscloud — wtf am I supposed to do here. It's like the docs / KB was designed to be useless.pic.twitter.com/C3iNolDGvL
Me: "Okay, maybe the @awscloud forums will help!"
Me: *clicks three thread tabs*
AWS: "Stop it. Just pay $29.99 a month for support."pic.twitter.com/6cW0qpKlj2
Me: *issues tighter google queries*
Google: "What about this page?"
Me: "That's great! Looks like it should be mine since the domain is in my account! How can I issue a trouble ticket?"
*ten seconds later*
Me: Oh nm, that's @googlecloud. @awscloud is still unresolved shit.pic.twitter.com/4xcFbcn5KM
This whole experience has been a stark reminder: Social / institutional procedures are huge components in even the most automated of machines. I'll do a write up latter, but basically — my problem didn't have an integration test somewhere.pic.twitter.com/XdrOe6aFut
OH GOD DAMNIT @awscloud!
I delete them from my old, newly recreated account, and now on my new one:pic.twitter.com/eoIx9jbr1X
I can give more links and start shouting how “forgotten” or “lost” AWS buckets can and have caused outages larger than literal entire countries, and given US’s size how they can essentially be thought of as spanning an entire continent, but ima go coffee.https://bgr.com/2017/02/28/internet-outage-amazon-web-services/ …
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