The only way this is acceptable is if you grew up in Jersey and had the closely related form of cultural Stockholm Syndrome
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I *DID* grow up in Jersey...
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OMG. YOU WERE IN WHAM!? This. Changes. Everything.
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(Too late to fail me now!)
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Did this coincide with your libertarian phase?

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No, that came after I got rid of the frosted tips...
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Oh yes, this is extremely adjacent. *Dashboard Confessional starts playing for, like, no reason*
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