“Sir would you mind watching this [saran-wrapped sandwich] for a minute?” You’re not supposed to do that. “Right you are. But, you know — sandwich.” “Where are you going?” To the bathroom. “Why can’t you just take it?” I no longer trust you with my sandwich. Good day, sir.
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“Sir, are you in possession of this sandwich?” Well no some guy said he was just going - “Hmmm.. that’s a lot of heroin for this size of sandwich.” Oh god, I mean, I didn’t even agree - “Why don’t you come with us and we can talk about it.”
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