“Sir would you mind watching this [saran-wrapped sandwich] for a minute?” You’re not supposed to do that. “Right you are. But, you know — sandwich.” “Where are you going?” To the bathroom. “Why can’t you just take it?” I no longer trust you with my sandwich. Good day, sir.
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The previous was *loosely* based on a real newark airport story.
2:34 PM - 22 Apr 2019
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