2019 Malthusianism: Everything is a dumpster fire because the simulation we inhabit is finally hitting the compute-capacity ceiling.
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This is optimistically assuming that the simulation is some sort of large-scale team effort, and not a grad student on a motile logic pulling an all-nighter to finish the end-of-seminar dance for xir theoretical primatology class.
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Shazaam was a psyop by the lizard people.
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