North Jersey Italian Moms A One Act Play ————————————— Dad: "You're making MORE food for today?!" Mom: "No. These are chicken cutlets for JB's flight."
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Replying to @alixabeth
Oh yes, they are indistinguishable.
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Replying to @generativist
Are you feeling guilty about something yet? Preferably some things.
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Replying to @alixabeth
Yes. At the very least, that I am not going to say, "no, don't make me an airplane chicken cutlet sandwich with an emergency one as a backup."
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Replying to @generativist
God, no. Never turn down the airplane cutlets. You love the airplane cutlets. They sustain you for the duration of the flight. You never connect in ord and sneak some Frontera.
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Replying to @alixabeth
(I do feel sorry for poor people next to me on the plane, because I am damn well not sharing.)
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Replying to @generativist
No. Strangers do not deserve mom cutlets. Those must be earned.
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You get it, Dr. Elizabeth Sacha Baroness Cohen.
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