This is a thing of nightmares. Sure, let me sleep on something that turns into a casket. Definitely living the dream.
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Budget panic room for mini-celebrities.
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A couple in Montana used one and the device confused their enthusiastic lovemaking with a seismic event. They died of dehydration in each others arms (and urine and feces) 11 days later in their lovers' tomb.
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Ok, I’m done for the day. This just finished me
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Pretty sure it would be.
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First thing I thought of: The Traveler's Story of a Terribly Strange Bed https://librivox.org/search?q=terribly%20strange%20bed&search_form=advanced …
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Internet of Shitting My Pants
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