*checks into hotel* Front desk guy: “And here is a cookie.” Me: “Thanks!” *starts eating cookie* Mom: “J, we’re going to a tasting!” Me, mumbling: “Pallet cleanser.”
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Replying to @generativist
Wait wait wait... are you just eating cookies the whole way to the tasting? If I promise to give you and your future partner cookies, can I get a wedding invite?
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Replying to @JackieKazil
Thats a sufficient bribe for me tbh
2:31 PM - 18 Apr 2019
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