Being in the car when you’re a kid with your parents driving: “Are we there yet?” Being in the car when you’re an adult with your parents driving: “OH GOD OH GOD OH ARE WE THERE YET?!” Being in the car when you’re an adult with someone else's parents driving: *pray, but stfu*
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I can’t even read in the car now because my Dad drives as if the markers forming the lane we are in are bowling alley bumpers that we need to bounce off of every six seconds. (I’m texting my sister for emotional support as this is all going on.)
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Replying to @generativist
Bouncing off the lane lines is I suppose better than treating them like central rails that the car must straddle, which I see a lot
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