Being in the car when you’re a kid with your parents driving: “Are we there yet?” Being in the car when you’re an adult with your parents driving: “OH GOD OH GOD OH ARE WE THERE YET?!” Being in the car when you’re an adult with someone else's parents driving: *pray, but stfu*
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I can’t even read in the car now because my Dad drives as if the markers forming the lane we are in are bowling alley bumpers that we need to bounce off of every six seconds. (I’m texting my sister for emotional support as this is all going on.)
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Two hours of this left, folks. Buckle up your shitposting belts.
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💥 (wannabe) Ƀreaker of (the Bad) Loops 💫 Retweeted 💥 (wannabe) Ƀreaker of (the Bad) Loops 💫
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💥 (wannabe) Ƀreaker of (the Bad) Loops 💫 @generativistHey@elonmusk, I think if you framed self-driving cars as the solution to this problem, me and all of Millennialdom would be willing to throw the entire weight of the economy that we don’t properly participate in at it — avocados be damned it deserves a wartime-level allocation. https://twitter.com/generativist/status/1118946972667457539 …1 reply 0 retweets 0 likesShow this thread -
My Dad is enthusiastically singing along to the
@CountingCrows August and Everything After CD that has been in the disc changer since 2003. He has yet to get one word correct and we’re up to Rain King already. I’m not gonna make it. Feed my succulent.3 replies 1 retweet 14 likesShow this thread -
One of (if not) my all time favorite(s).
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