Being in the car when you’re a kid with your parents driving: “Are we there yet?” Being in the car when you’re an adult with your parents driving: “OH GOD OH GOD OH ARE WE THERE YET?!” Being in the car when you’re an adult with someone else's parents driving: *pray, but stfu*
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My Dad is enthusiastically singing along to the
@CountingCrows August and Everything After CD that has been in the disc changer since 2003. He has yet to get one word correct and we’re up to Rain King already. I’m not gonna make it. Feed my succulent.Show this thread -
Highway Rumble Strips: Brief, intermittent massages.
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Me: “Can you stop at next rest station?” Dad: “Need to go to the bathroom?” Me: “Yea, sure — let’s go with that.”
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