[Every time] Fiancée: Is that all you're packing? Me: Yea, it's all I need. [This time] Fiancée: Is that all you're packing? Me: Yea, it's all I need. *five days later, sniffing t-shirt* Me: This one smells the least. (I'm sorry for this tweet)
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Just remember, NO JIMMY CHOOS. And NO VELCRO LACE REPLACEMENT SHOES. Otherwise, you are golden.

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Funny how Jimmy Choo is a recurring theme... My theory is still this one:https://twitter.com/kensan42/status/1113540959755800577?s=21 …
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* yes, totally a dig at the newly minted doctor here