Imaginary person: "Help! Is anyone here a doctor?!"
Me: *rushes in fully-caped*
Me: "What seems to be the problem?"
Imaginary person: *explains medical emergency*
Me: "Oh. For the purpose of this joke setup, I thought you meant the other kind of doctor."
#phdone :)
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I had this in a document labeled, successful_defense_tweets.txt because I am that guy. Mostly, I'm glad I'm not using, bad_defense_tweets.txt
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Replying to @generativist
CONGRATULATIONS Dr. Breaker of Loops!






I think this is a good time to remove the (wannabe) from your name. 
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Replying to @pvineetha
Thanks! And, Ohhhhhhhh. (I'm gonna save that for monday ;))
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Replying to @generativist
Ah yes. The rituals of World Dominance have their own arcane idiosyncrasies. Monday should be a good day to do this.
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Replying to @pvineetha
Gotta ease into it, too ;)
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