HOW AM I AN ADULT YET I STILL DON'T HAVE A PUPPY?! THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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My sister and I as children: "Can we get a dog?" Parents: "No." My sister and I: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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Me now: I can get a dog!
: You live in an apartment; travel frequently; and, currently have no spare time. Responsibility says you cannot.
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Replying to @generativist
I don't like dogs, but I do want a cat - and don't have one for essentially the same reasons. Instead I have three pet amoebae that I captured earlier this week. I'm hoping they will multiply.
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Replying to @hedavis_msc
I saw the videos :)
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I have no experience culturing the things, so my chances of success aren't great, but it's worth a shot. Maybe I'll get lucky and end up with lots of tiny office pets!
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I (literally) failed to grow an avocado pit. Twice. So best of luck to you :)
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