<a meeting room> <people tired, frustrated, and disheveled> *bangs hand down on sturdy table* "LOOK, we've been here for hours! These are all good ideas. But, we have to make a decision. Now. Time is vital. All in favor of using the Shooting Stars meme, raise your hands."
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@MaureenBug, meow-memeologist: "shhhhh. you're going to wake hank. this is all stupid, anyway. we can just use all the memes. why have I been here for hours. it's fucking caterday."Show this thread -
(dammit. i have so many more of these examples i want to write but my workstation just crashed and won't boot so now its time to panic instead.)
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@dataandme *looking up from her notebook* "As far as I can tell, everyone advocated for their favorite meme and rejected the rest" *shows a page of impeccable, print-shop quality notes* Everyone: *gasps at how good they look*Show this thread
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Think of the acquihire exit!!!!
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From what I understand, they often end up working on nothing for a year, so my team and I would get into some incredible shenanigans.
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Oh wow. This gif is gonna get heavy rotation.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, I assume the entire startup will be organized around the Principles of Dril: Third Edition, so yes.
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You can shout LOG OFF at us all you want, but...https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?s=21 …
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