Friend: "How are you doing?" Me: "I think my hamstrings are shortening because I sit in front of a computer for way too much of my life." Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: "Dude, you can just say, 'pretty good.'" Me: "No, I absolutely cannot."
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Replying to @generativist
One of the handful of Germanisms that absolutely survived in my family unscathed in the last century is the inability to ask or answer "How are you?" without total earnestness unless one expends a bunch of effort to *not* mean it. I will stand there until people are done talking.
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Replying to @cakotz
*writes note in case ever meet in IRL*
5:14 AM - 4 Apr 2019
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