Friend: "How are you doing?" Me: "I think my hamstrings are shortening because I sit in front of a computer for way too much of my life." Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: "Dude, you can just say, 'pretty good.'" Me: "No, I absolutely cannot."
Replying to @PhDemetri
I had one for a while. It was great but I have a tendency to lock me knees that I'm bad at fixing, and it created a whole new fun problem at the time.
9:14 AM - 3 Apr 2019
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