Friend: "How are you doing?" Me: "I think my hamstrings are shortening because I sit in front of a computer for way too much of my life." Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: "Dude, you can just say, 'pretty good.'" Me: "No, I absolutely cannot."
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Replying to @generativist
I had a tweet about this "As a foreign student, I was told when Americans ask 'how are you?', not to answer honestly.". They teach you important stuff like this in international student orientation.
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Replying to @ExAstrisUmbra @kareem_carr
I always say, "living the dream" sometimes sarcastically, but also very often not.
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