Friend: "How are you doing?" Me: "I think my hamstrings are shortening because I sit in front of a computer for way too much of my life." Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: "Dude, you can just say, 'pretty good.'" Me: "No, I absolutely cannot."
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johnny and sina do a russia
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Squad field trip?
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