Oh petal, did you think you were one of a kind?
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Every. Single. Time.

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It's so hard haha
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Twitter humour rules: Never apologise, never explain, never check to see if someone else has done it first...
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I thought farts come out the other end but close enough.

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Some subtle fluid dynamics involved.
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Good thing rainbows don’t have glitter, then.
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