I haven't been in the sun for months so I spent an hour today outside at lunch. Now, I'm trying to hide the resulting sunburn from my fiancée, who is a dermatologist.
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Also, fuck Ben Shapiro for making me feel weird about that phrasing.
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Replying to @generativist
At least you’ll soon be able to stop saying fiancé like a tool
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