huh so I guess "real me" will break into my friend's houses to pet their cats??
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I hope this is a true story. If it isn't please don't tell me otherwise.
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Apparently the "Real Me" just wants to lack any semblance of hand-eye coordination.
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And several inexplicable bruises?
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My real self is so sleepy
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More and more each year. Like, a very real concern of mine is that I'll be asleep before my wedding ends come July. I am THAT cool, Katie.
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Your real you sounds so exciting! Real me wants to drink one beer and sleep.
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That's where I'm trending towards, tbh. And that's where we all end up.
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Hmm. I disliked my "drunk self" so much I quit drinking 27 yrs ago.

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Congrats! (/not sarcasm)
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