1/ I got bumped to first class from coach yesterday. Guy next to me in a suit was talking loudly on his phone before take-off. When the flight attendant told him to end the call before boarding, he said, "I'll be off in two minutes."
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2/ In my head, I wanted to turn to him and say, "hey, guess how much I paid for this seat, asshole?" But, then I thought he may complain and I'd never get a free upgrade again. There's an allegory for why wealthy people don't receive proper negative feedback in there somewhere.
8:59 AM - 20 Mar 2019
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