There needs to be a word (probably german) for, "I expected this tweet to do better and anticipated specific frequent interaction partners to like it based on their online self-presentation."
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This explains a lot TBH.

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This is the best shitpost I've had in weeks and fully reflects my current state.
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Ahaha. It doesn’t work tho, taking the red pill activated the tracker and flushed the body regardless!
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But what does the blue pill do? Make him completely forget morpheus, trinity, and the belly button bug?
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"At least I have the chicken"
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Me: *drinks some water*
Morpheus:
Me: "What?"
Morpheus: "You were supposed to take just one!"
Me: "HAHAH. LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!"