So... did you know that @MaureenBug has a snake named Hank, and that Hank enjoys the warmth and snoogliness of Maureen’s sleeve?
Maureen, Flora could use a Hank snoot, if you’ve one to spare.
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Hank is like the outreach dangernoodle, improving public perception of the slinkribbons. Like, a quiet but legless dachshund who lives in Maureen’s sleeve and peers out in bashful curiosity.
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Replying to @pinkrocktopus @MaureenBug
Oh wow. This is the most accurate thing I've read all day!
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Replying to @generativist @pinkrocktopus
right???? Multiple people have told me that bc of Hank, they've warmed up to sneks
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Replying to @MaureenBug @pinkrocktopus
Yes! Although, I've also hypothesized that Hank may just be your daemon or patronus. As of yet, the evidence goes either way.
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tbh it doesn't even need to be a "wellness" thing I just want snakes to crawl over me
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Open one in Berkley for that supplemental income racket. NIMBY applies to affordable housing, not sneks.
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