I have no words... this is arguably the stupidest tweet ever to be writtenhttps://twitter.com/SARGEE___/status/1106665167272755200 …
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Thomas Lin Pedersen Retweeted Sarge.
I have no words... this is arguably the stupidest tweet ever to be writtenhttps://twitter.com/SARGEE___/status/1106665167272755200 …
Thomas Lin Pedersen added,
Uh, I've torn my ACL, PCL, medial meniscus, and compound fractured my arm. Here's some nice turf burn.
Turf burn has never, y'know, gone to the wrong place in my body, created lesions, and had said lesions develop their OWN NERVES.
@__sargee, try #endometriosis on for kicks!pic.twitter.com/QcYiMoT8Pm
Oh, and the patellal tendon in that pic? Yeah, it's torn. So, y'know, when my kneecap floated off to the side, it kinda hurt, but, again, child's play compared to havoc wrought by Aunt Flo.
PS Sarge, it's outside my personal realm of experience, but some women even have babies which, according to rumour, is pretty forking painful.
Get better soon, sure looks like your knees might feel mildly uncomfortable.
Is there a @dataandme destroying fools patreon I can subscribe to please and thank you.
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