"I used to buy a lot of M&M's, they're a delicious candy. But then I switched to aspirin. I find if you hand your friend two aspirin, he doesn't look at you like you're selfish." Mitch Hedberg would be so damn good at twitter.
8:34 AM - 11 Mar 2019
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