"But Johnny, why not just use willpower?" Yea, cool but yesterday I ate 6000 calories of candy so maybe fuck off with that shit?
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This will get weirder later when, in North Jersey Italian voice, I progress to, "A Yo Ma, can you hide the hummus, too?"
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the fun part about going home in the holidays is grandma can't resist buying the after-christmas discount chocolates, evan after all of the insisting that she shouldn't and she's giving us diabetes, and its always enough for a few weeks of consistent pigging out
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yes. i would love that
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I need your mom at my home. Like... now... before I start raiding the larder again...
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She can start a service!
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