If I've learned one thing from endless 2018, it's that I am not doing enough white collar crimes. White collar crimes generally seem profitable, and if these dipshits can get away with it for so damn long, I can probably do so as well.https://twitter.com/qjurecic/status/1103816656902594560 …
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Break in somewhere to steal TVs and get caught? Oh yea, you're going to jail for a while. Don't pay millions in taxes? Mulligan! Don't pay millions in taxes while doing other crimes? I'm so sorry my good Sir, we just *have* to charge you. Our hands are tied.
5:23 PM - 7 Mar 2019
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