Thank you for making this moment possible, @drskyskull.
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Kale is not real human food. Enter stage right: hay. We’ll be seeing hay recipes next.
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Oh no, I can imagine this!
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#Cosigned Sincerely, Former Ponderosa Steakhouse Waitress#kaleisagarnish -
I feel like if you were instantly transported to now and saw Kale at high end restaurants, you'd think it was dystopic.
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You can stop hitting the “close door” button in the elevator and the “pedestrian walk” button at a stop light. Neither do anything. For most cases, the circuits they control are timed, not actuated, and so you look like a fool.
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Oh yes, I love that one!
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This is one of my favorite facts.
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