Friend, homeowner: "When are you gonna buy a house?" Me, in my head: "I can't think of a single greater trap than home ownership. It's uninspected mass lunacy, giving away all your optionality for a big bauble that eventually destroys your perspective." Me, out loud: "Someday."
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When was Tuesday? Like 5 years ago?
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Oh gods no, that's a lot. I love my nephews but I'd probably max out on Uncle energy after day three.
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