Friend, homeowner: "When are you gonna buy a house?" Me, in my head: "I can't think of a single greater trap than home ownership. It's uninspected mass lunacy, giving away all your optionality for a big bauble that eventually destroys your perspective." Me, out loud: "Someday."
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Ohhhh, nm I see what you're saying.

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Also, I initially read "mass OF lunacy," which I'm pretty sure describes toddlers...
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My sister and her 1.5yo and 4yo are still at my house rn, so that may or may not be coloring my perspective...
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The word "still" in that sentence paints a picture.
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