Friend, homeowner: "When are you gonna buy a house?" Me, in my head: "I can't think of a single greater trap than home ownership. It's uninspected mass lunacy, giving away all your optionality for a big bauble that eventually destroys your perspective." Me, out loud: "Someday."
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Replying to @generativist
Gee, I used to just tell people I hated home ownership because it is stressful and time consuming. But going forward I will announce that I refuse to surrender my "optionality for a big bauble that eventually destroys [my] perspective."
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Replying to @alixabeth @generativist
*extremely Henny Youngman voice* but enough about my marriage… *rimshot*
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Replying to @mountainherder @alixabeth
Thank you for what will become a two hour, deep youtubing session topic.
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