1/ When I was five, I fell out of the car as my mom drove away from my aunts house. I made no sounds and neither did the door. After tumbling a bunch, I got up; didn't yell for her to stop; *ran to the sidewalk*; then started running home.https://twitter.com/KEBrightbill/status/1098106429628694528 …
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2/ Eventually, she looked in the rearview; saw me missing; screeched the tires; and, asked my sister, "WHERE'S J?!" My 3 year old sister: "He left."
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3/ I caught up to the car as she did this. She threw me down and inspected me to make sure I wasn't seriously hurt then hugged me endlessly. We returned home. My dad, upon seeing me: "WHAT HAPPENED?!" Me: "The ground." Then I played with legos.
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Replying to @generativist
"He left" will make me laugh for the rest of my life, randomly. Glad you weren't hurt.
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Replying to @KristinLovgren
My sister *really* likes telling that part :)
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