Friend, showing me her ultrasound: "Johnny look!" Me: "Oh yes. That’s what people on TV have lead me to believe is a computer rendering of sound waves bouncing off what will eventually emerge as your child." Friend: "For fuck's sake."
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Replying to @generativist
As a proud father of someone who was once a weird-looking ultrasound picture, let me say there is absolutely, unilaterally no reason on earth anyone would love an ultrasound image of a fetus except evolution hijacking half their brain. Those pics are gross & weird.
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Replying to @DarrinLRogers
It's like bad interpretive art.
7:57 PM - 19 Feb 2019
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