Me: *steps on elevator* Friendly-looking Golden Lab: *sniffs my hand* Me: *pets Golden lab* Golden lab: *bites my hand* Golden lab's human: "I'm sorry! Are you okay?" Me: Golden lab: Golden lab's human: Me: "Honestly, my feelings are a little hurt."
5:49 PM - 12 Feb 2019
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