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Replying to @generativist
did you tell your friend about the goat you taught calculus to? that’s like a child. a child with pointy bits and an appreciation of math.
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Replying to @rejectionking
Goats are good.
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Replying to @generativist
you say that now but wait until they eat all your fancy west coast donuts and git-merge ascii goatse into all your content
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