The second law of thermodynamics.
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When I was, like, 12, I tried to patent a perpetual motion machine. The lawyer I called put me on speaker phone so he could laugh at me with his coworker. The experience made me dislike lawyers. But, my anger-fueled efforts at vindication taught me that that law is fucking legit.
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