Fiancée: "How you doing?" Me, joking: "Slowly losing it. Spinning out of control." Fiancée: "I can tell. Your robe's hood is up." Me: *slinks away Pink Panther style*
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Ah shit. I should have said, "This isn't the husband you are looking for," while slowly waving my hand. I need a reality do-over.
5:34 PM - 14 Jan 2019
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