Here's a fresh pro-tip for everyone: Don't put cold seltzer water in a Swell bottle; walk to the library; then, open that bottle. There will be some consequences.
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You are a hot mess, my friend!

Well, next time it will be cleaned up by a Henley shirt from your fiancée.
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