Me: *vapes* Me: *starts making dinner* Me: *cuts onions* Fiancee: *sees the whole thing* Finance: "please be careful" Me: *fake crying through real onion tears* Me: "Why don't you trust me?" Fiancee: *rolls eyes* Me: *slips and cuts finger* Me: *hides hand in pocket*
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